Tuesday, December 30, 2008

781

What image does 781 evoke in your mind?

It is very likely that 781 evokes different images for different people. 781 may mean different things for different people.

But for me - 781 is the Blueline bus that plies between 'पालम गाँव' and 'नई दिल्ली रेलवे स्टेशन '.

Travel in a Blueline bus is unique in many ways & unlike any other mode of transport.

The Crowd

781 is not crowded much when compared to the likes of '764', '604' & '729'. In fact, it is very comfortable to travel in the morning hours on this particular route.

The Seat

Getting a seat depends on a number of factors. Among them, the primary ones are
  • Proximity of seat you wish to have to the exit door
  • Gender
  • Ability to block co-passengers
  • Swiftness
The Purse

I have never been pick pocketed on a Blueline. Non - Delhites must be wondering - 'So what?' 'Try travelling with a thick purse on a Blueline - फिर देखो (Then see)'.

If a pick pocket finds the risk vs gain factor in his favour, it is very likely that you may end up without your purse or some pockets of your trousers/purse.

Ladies' Seat

If a fellow finds a seat empty, the temptation to sit is very high. One might categorise people into four categories based on the 'temptation to sit'
  • Those who don't grab an empty seat on the left side of the bus
  • Those who grab the seat but have the grace to empty it whenever required
  • Those who grab an empty seat & (immediately)(pretend to) fall asleep
  • The very obstinate kind 'बैठ गए थो फिर फेविकोल का जोड़ है' (They do not wish to get up once they sit regardless of the circumstances)
Bus Stop

Blue lines have a very peculiar system. If you are a regular passenger, then chances are 'कि आपको आपके घर से कंडक्टर बुला लाएगा'. (that the bus will wait at your residence)

If you are waiting at a request stop, the bus will stop if you stand in the middle of the road and signal it to stop.

If you are waiting at a regular bus stop, well then as I said in a previous post BLNT (Better Luck Next Time).

Safety

Blueline buses are the safest places in Delhi!

What has happened because of Blueline buses is really sad. A large percentage of accidents though have taken place on routes where competition for the buses is high or where traffic rule implementation is lack-lustre.

Tickets

It doesn't matter whether you have a paper ticket or not, what actually matters is - have you paid the right amount to the conductor. It is very difficult to travel ticket less on a Blueline unless you are a very smart & seasoned traveller.


The Blueline Bus 781 had been a kind of lifeline during the 3 years of my stay in Delhi. In some ways, it became a part and parcel of my life. One realises the value of such things only later on.

Although there are some deficiencies in the system, some aspects stand out such as the ticket collection system, the entry-exit system & the common sense with which people apply themselves (only at times though!)

Blueline Zindabad!!!!!!

Monday, December 22, 2008

What it takes to crack JEE

If you are in the age group of 16 to 19 years and an Indian national, chances are that you might be preparing for either Engineering or Medical Entrance Exams. Among those exams, I guess JEE is the one which is well - let us say hyped up a lot. Till two years back, it was supposedly the most difficult exam to crack. At least now, it isn't. So what does it take to crack JEE. Let us list them down.

Intelligence?
Preparation? (aka Coaching)
Confidence?
Family Support?

What is it that separates a fellow who has cracked JEE & one who hasn't. Having cracked JEE not once but twice ;) I can say with confidence that you must add one more factor to this list

Luck

This is an often overlooked factor when an aspirant goes to give the JEE. No matter how good your preparation may be, no matter how much ever intelligent you may be - I think no IITian can deny having luck on his side on the day of the JEE. He may have made his share of silly mistakes - that everyone does. But without good luck, (s)he would not be in IIT.

You have to be in your best frame of mind & in good mental as well as physical health. If the question paper has more questions from a topic which you are very good at, you have luck on your side. On the other hand if the questions are from the topic you hate the most, well then - Better Luck Next Time(BLNT)

Then comes

Intuition

In the limited time of 6 hours one has to solve a mammoth 130 odd questions, which is very exhausting mentally. Here comes the role of intuition. Leaving out certain sections due to lack of time, preparing topics that by chance is asked thoroughly in the paper & a few odd guesses here and there it is all intuition.

Confidence? Important but not imperative. I guess luck & intuition automatically result in a confident aspirant. If you don't have them on your side, then as I said BLNT.

Family Support? Well if it is about letting you do a late night or leaving you till the exam centre on the day of the exam - lots of books & all, I guess it really counts. But if its about pressuring you to give JEE for the heck of it - I guess it doesn't help much.

Intelligence? Nah, JEE is very much trainable. The very intelligent may be (rotting away?) outside IITs. All you need is some luck & a little a bit of intuition. Coaching, intelligence & preparation are all secondary

Best of LUCK!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

5 reasons to join the IAF

You might ask why am I writing about the Indian Air Force??

Firstly, I have spent 18 years of my life watching this wonderful organisation function

Secondly, I saw 'Rang de Basanti' & 'Lakshya' yesterday - that too - back to back!! ;)

Thirdly, I guess I owe it a lot!

5. Travel

With frequent postings in the Indian Air Force, one has to travel a little, whether you like it or not. Those having an inclination towards travel & wanting to see different places, I guess the IAF is the best place to be in.

Accomodation is not a problem with an Air Force Station wherever you go.

The Mess offers good quality food at a very cheap rate - & the best part is - the cleanliness.

I guess very few in Kgp have travelled as much as I have - from Kaziranga National Park to Kanyakumari in the far south, travelling to places gives a broader perspective of life. One gets to know the culture of various places - all in all - it is real fun.

4. Fitness

Well!! Firstly, only fit people are taken in the IAF. And then with Gymnasiums & Sports Complexes in all the Stations, one doesn't have to struggle to remain fit. Remaining fit is a way of life in the IAF.

3. Campus Life

Social gatherings for new years, farewells etc. etc. is very common. It is actually one of the best parts of life in IAF. किसी प्रकार का कोई टेंशन नही है - पीस ही पीस है [No tension whatsoever - all peaceful].

Although you are supposed to be ready for anything anytime, the job is generally quiet peaceful with a fixed 0730 to 1400 hrs or so & then PT thrice a week or so. It is much like life in a University Campus with protocols of course.

2. Free Medical Treatment

I don't think anybody knows this better than me. Having been hospitalised twice and getting free medical treatment for my acne + regular eye & dental checkups, I don't think such good & selfless service one can get anywhere else. No issues - nothing. Hats off to the doctors in the Indian Military!!

1. Pride

The glamour of the IAF has faded a bit with globalisation and all. But I guess, with the revised Pay & Promotion structure & global recession, the IAF is back in the reckoning.

In my opinion, this has to be the No. 1 reason!

Friday, December 19, 2008

A Trip to Agra

Having lived in Delhi for more than 3 years now, a trip to Agra was almost inevitable. Although I had visited the Taj when I was a 10 year old, memories from that trip were very vague. So one might say that this trip was a kind of a 'revision trip'

When did we visit Agra -> 17th & 18th Dec

Mode of trip -> In our Maruti 800 driven by my father

Accomodation -> One of the advantages of a military background!! Just stay in the mess of the Air Force Station in Agra!!

What all did we visit??

Our plan was kind of very simple.
Just visit the popular places without exhausting urself out
So we zeroed on the following places to visit

  • Sikandra - In simple words, it is Akbar's Mausoleum(do look out for the deers there!!)
  • Agra Fort - Built by Akbar, on the bank of the Yamuna, one can get a fine view of the Taj Mahal from here
  • Taj Mahal + Meena Bazar - I don't think i have to eloborate much on this fine monument. Do try out the 'Lifting the Taj Mahal Photo'!!
  • Fatehpur Sikri - We missed it last time around. Sikri was the capital of Mughal India for 13 years. A must visit. 
All places we visited seemed to have some things in common about the way they were built. I was awestruck how such monuments could have been built 4 centuries back. The architectural designs were simply amazing 

What all we missed??

  • Mathura-Vrindavan(The abode of Lord Krishna)
  • Itimad-ud-Daulah(The tomb of Mirza Ghiyaz Beg, also known as the Baby Taj)
  • Chini-ka-Rauza(Tomb of Afzal Khan, a poet in the court of Shah Jahan)
  • & a few unimportant places
What to look out 4 in Agra??(Travel Tips)
  • Pethas(Pethas from the shop 'Panchi Petha' is particularly popular)
  • Pick-Pockets(Be very careful!!)
  • Good Travel Guides(Very Difficult to get - those inscriptions near the monuments in my opinion r better)
  • CNG Buses at Fatehpur-Sikri & the Taj Mahal(Cheap & Reliable)
  • Snake Charmers(If u r lucky!!)
  • Dhabas enroute to Agra aren't that good. We found 'Apni Haveli' better among the lot

Thursday, December 18, 2008

CATC 08

For those having no idea what CATC is - CATC is short for 'Combined Annual Training Camp'. It is a military style 10 day training camp which all NCC cadets in IITKgp have to go through. Those 10 days were probably the most tough (& memorable!!) 10 days of my life. In those 10 days I made a lot of new friends, learnt a lot of 'ek do ek' & above all I can now handle very adverse situations that I may encounter in my life.

The Venue Belda High School some 40 odd km from Kgp

When was it held 26th Nov 08 to 05th Dec 08

Day 1-Day 4

Resynchronising the body clock

Washing utensils - This was valid for all the 10 days

Marching - This was the part I hated most. Parading in the hot sun, stamping the feet all over the ground & on - cow dung. In a nutshell it wasn't fun.

Tech Classes/Rifle classes :D - There were classes on map reading, SLR, Grenade and the .22 mm rifles. For some strange reason, these classes were held in the hot sun.

GD/Stories from Kashmir & Congo - Most of the time reserved for GD was turned into sessions hearing the brave exploits of our instructors in Kashmir, Sri Lanka & Congo.

Documentary/Film - A Documentary on the Indian Air Force & the film Dostana was shown to us spread over a 4 day period. The speakers were horrible. The ones used during an election campaign were used.

Day 5-Day 8

Drama - Some of our beloved friends were caught outside the camp. There was some high end Drama which I think cannot be described in a few words ;)

Inspection time

Exchange of caps, shoes and utensils

Yoga session

Endurance run/walk - Mast tha!! [It was awesome!!]. That is all I can say!!

Day 9 - Day 10

Cultural Activities - IITians mein tho bahut talent hota hai [IITians are very talented]. 2 skits on NCC - in one Gandhiji is in a very peculiar situation - the modern Gandhi.

Campfire - The ones who left on 4th itself missed this thing. This was the best part in the camp. Dancing to the beats of popular Hindi numbers around the Campfire was a lot of fun.

Departure - We went back in batches but not before we were counted innumerable times to make sure no one went missing.

What I shall take back from the camp?

Toilets - For those who have not attended the NCC camp this might sound a bit alien, but let give you a brief description of the toilets that we had to use during the camp. A deep trench had been dug covered with a tin sheet that is used in roofs. Holes were cut out in the sheet and separated by curtains, 16 in all. Pretty neat - eh?? One should have had a look at its condition by the end of the 5th day!!!

Bathing Points - sab kuch khula khula hai [Everything is open]. My roomie(roommate) didn't have a bath in the ten days. I had it thrice :D

Community Living - kamse kam 2 people sharing a bed [Atleast 2 people sharing a bed].

Guard Duty - Peace - koi parade nahi for two days [No parade for two days].

Value of obeying the rules!!

A shoe is better than no shoe

And lastly, Parade!! line thod!

Parting words

People from NSO & NSS, you missed it!
Three cheers for NCC!!